My ICQ Conversation with a compleate ass.

[Real Doll Suture]

This guy randon messages me tonight, and of course, he's about sex. I expressly have it on my ICQ info, NO CYBERING. Not that there's anything wrong with it, if I want that, I know where to go.

so here, have a laugh...

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:04 AM hi

Suture 3/27/01 2:06 AM hello

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:06 AM Hi Asher...

Suture 3/27/01 2:08 AM Ricci your real name?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:08 AM No, it's my nickname. The real name is Rakesh

Suture 3/27/01 2:08 AM nice name

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:08 AM thanks :-)

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:09 AM not feeling sleepy tonite?

Suture 3/27/01 2:09 AM not really, I was thinking of turning in in a half hour

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:09 AM me too..

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:09 AM what do you look like?

Suture 3/27/01 2:10 AM About 5' 5", white, shoulder length brown hair, blue eyes, smallish nose, medium build.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:11 AM You sound very attractive. Have a pic?

Suture 3/27/01 2:11 AM not right now, my scanner's broke

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:12 AM I bet you're really sexy...

Suture 3/27/01 2:13 AM i can when I want to be

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:14 AM i can make you want to be

Suture 3/27/01 2:15 AM I know I don't want to now... =)

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:15 AM :P

Suture 3/27/01 2:16 AM heh, I'm just tired! I'm in my pj's and fuzzy slippers

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:17 AM put one hand inside your pj's :-)

Suture 3/27/01 2:17 AM you talkin to me?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:17 AM yea

Suture 3/27/01 2:18 AM heh, I think I understand why you're having a sleeping problem...

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:18 AM heh :-)

Suture 3/27/01 2:19 AM is this what you normally do?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:19 AM nope. i just came online after many many months tonight

Suture 3/27/01 2:21 AM really? How so?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:21 AM been busy with this and that... do you have a b/f ?

Suture 3/27/01 2:21 AM you don't read people's info's do you?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:22 AM i did yours, why?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:22 AM are you a hermaphrodite?

Suture 3/27/01 2:23 AM hahaha.. No, I WRITE about them.. Well, one.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:23 AM so. do you have a b/f ?

Suture 3/27/01 2:23 AM yes

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:24 AM is it going well with him? does he keep you satisified?

Suture 3/27/01 2:26 AM quite. I'm averaging 5 or more orgasams every time we make love

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:26 AM hmm. they must be shallow ones

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:27 AM nothing like what i could give ya

Suture 3/27/01 2:27 AM Are you there, are you measuing how hard I contract?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:28 AM heh, very tempting :-)

Suture 3/27/01 2:28 AM well, what would you suggest?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:28 AM well, we could find out for ourselves...

Suture 3/27/01 2:29 AM oh really?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:30 AM yea, sure, it would be fun

Suture 3/27/01 2:31 AM first off, I don't know you.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:32 AM yea, that's true, we'd have to get to know each other first

Suture 3/27/01 2:32 AM and how does one get to know someone over the internet?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:33 AM i guess by chatting at first, and then by exchanging pics, and then meeting them

Suture 3/27/01 2:34 AM You know, that would practically be cheating. I couldnt do that.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:36 AM it'll be fine - don't worry about it

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:36 AM what's your breast size?

Suture 3/27/01 2:37 AM 36C

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:37 AM wow..

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:38 AM imagine what i could do with those beauties...

Suture 3/27/01 2:38 AM How is that not cheating?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:39 AM cheating is usually with married people. are you married to him?

Suture 3/27/01 2:40 AM Well, I tell him I love him, he loves me.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:40 AM that's a fine thing to do

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:41 AM as long as you don't marry him

Suture 3/27/01 2:41 AM And we are practically engaged.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:41 AM a perfect time to go out and have some
discreet fun

Suture 3/27/01 2:42 AM With a complete stranger?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:43 AM no, you've got to know me first

Suture 3/27/01 2:43 AM I don't know if I'm interested though. What can you offer me?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:44 AM do you enjoy a big penis?

Suture 3/27/01 2:44 AM I have that

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:44 AM a great kisser...

Suture 3/27/01 2:44 AM got that too

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:45 AM a long tongue and naughty fingers... and a guy who knows to use that

Suture 3/27/01 2:46 AM check, and check.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:46 AM ok, why don't you tel me what you'd like?

Suture 3/27/01 2:47 AM Someone who enjoys the same things I do, and not just sex

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:47 AM ahh... tell me more...

Suture 3/27/01 2:49 AM Someone who laughs at my jokes, can put up
with my family, don't make a big deal if I burp in their ear, someone who will watch all the same shows as me on TV.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:50 AM only if you'll suck mine

Suture 3/27/01 2:51 AM I'm actually good at that. But, my guy does all that, and did that BEFORE I ever went down on him, so I'm stayiong put.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:51 AM ok

Suture 3/27/01 2:52 AM Anything else?

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:52 AM nope

Suture 3/27/01 2:54 AM is that it then? Sorry to say, It was nice talking with you, you made me appreciate my boyfriend even more.

Slow_and_D 3/27/01 2:55 AM good

Suture 3/27/01 2:55 AM night.


Now you can decide wheather his name Was Slow_and_Deep, or Slow and DUMB!

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[Day-Z]

I wonder what he means by Slow_and_Deep... O_o



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Hey babe, stop drooling, start kissing...

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[DarkLord]

times like these that can make a guy feel embarrased to BE a guy

[LORD HIGH BEAR]

Just out of ceriousity suture, how old do you thik this guy is?

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[Miral]

Makes me appreciate Michael too, Sutch. We have the funnest times laying in bed just talking about things we like, movies we've seen, why we love each other, how many decibels my farts are....heh, sorry. We share everything and do everything and he says he doesn't care that I fart and burp hahahaha

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[Suture-Chan]

hehe, I'm glad I'm not the only one Miral!
Me and Joe do the same thing!

Bear, according to the guy's info, he sez that he's 29... I'm not so sure about it though...

[King Punk]

WOW! This guy didn't give up, even when said that you have a boy-friend, but you showed him who's boss, i'm sure your boyfriend is very proud of you... I would be if i we're him!


...lucky bastard...

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[Branflakes]

What an idiot. Makes my appreciate my gf (and I know most guys are not like that moron). My gf and I do all the similar things, just lay in bed talking about anything and everything. It's the best part.

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